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How NFWTV Works

In the mid 1990s, we acquired the access codes to several Soviet spy and communication satellites for a used Mercedes 500, a condo in Hollywood, Florida, and a case of Johnny Walker Black -- No Freakin' Wires Television was born.  We can't tell you how we acquired the receiver technology, because our attorneys have advised us that the statute of limitations has not yet expired.  But we can assure you that the plans worked, and our current Asian manufacturing facilities are turning the stuff out like there is no tomorrow.
P.S. We'll be broadcasting as soon as we can find some tapes for our VHS-C camcorders...
 

NFWTV - Great Television, Almost Affordable

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NFWTV is located in Boulder-Springs, Colorado, the Satellite TV capital of the universe.
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